DancesWithPumas
01.20.10
at 3:46 pm
"
there isn't anything more important than having women in office
because all the other important things change when they are."
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TexasTigress
10.30.09
at 7:05 am
The
vet got a bit irritated with me when Dances tried to eat him,
but
I explained that she hates Republicans and doesn’t want men
making decisions about
her reproductive rights.
(I don’t think he thought it was as
funny as I did but he laughed anyway)
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airforcehusker
10.09.09 at 8:15 pm
My
daughter who is turning 16 came and asked me a question in which
all i could say is we are living in the bizzaro world.
Here
is what she asked me:
"We’re going to pass a health care plan written by a committee
whose head says he doesn’t understand it, passed by a Congress that
hasn’t read it but exempts themselves from it, signed by a president
that also hasn’t read it, and who smokes, with funding administered
by a treasury chief who didn’t pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon
general who is obese, and financed by a country that’s nearly broke.
What possibly could go wrong?"
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prplvette85
09.09.09
at 9:53 am
…
or if like me, you have some I want to go kick some ass issues.
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Zee
09.09.09
at 12:43 am
I
am not only working my way thru both ends of this very dense and
awesome thread, but I am also giving intense life advice to my son
on IM.
I'm
raking it in … so far he's agreed to come home for movie nights,
plus finance my future cosmetic surgery. Now I just need him to
concede that Japan's rape-fetish games are evil and he will almost
be ready for civil society. (He doesn't like them, but thinks cartoons
don't impact real life.)
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DancesWithPumas
08.05.09
at 4:17 pm
... politics isn't a spectator sport (h/t barbara jordan), and
being stagnant for fear of being accused of certain associations
just means one or another AstroTurf strategies was a success.
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NikkisMom
08.05.09
at 9:14 am
Apparently,
this was on the Fred Thompson show last night:
Jeri:
Posters of Obama depicted as the Joker have been popping up all
over L.A.
Is
Obama actually like the Joker?
Fred:
No. The Joker had crazy people and bombers as henchmen. Obama has
them … more as mentors.
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DancesWithPumas
06.23.09 at 11:18 am
HP
Boston 06.23.09 at 11:12 am
Barack
Obama’s night of a thousand czars
————–
Czary,
czary night…
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murphy
05.24.09 at 12:03 am
MKfromLA 05.24.09 at 12:01 am
From the department of odd California politics,
we have two Chu’s to choose from for the upcoming
race
for the 32nd Congressional District seat (both
are women).
"two Chu's to choose"
I am the walrus, two Chu's to choose
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persephone
05-12-09
"The mendacity of hype."
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atypical
05-12-09
...you don't cheat fair!!
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gay gal
04.03.09 at 11:51 pm
murphy 04.03.09 at 11:46 pm :
"i just KNOW there are many many lurkers
out there who might chime in if we can coax
them gently enough."
-------
Get your fucking ass in here.
We have permission to curse.
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FLBarbara
03.5.09 at 12::27 pm
I am taking them up on the their offer of slogans.
My suggested billboard slogan
Rush,
Stop bashing Obama.
Stick to bashing women.
Paid for by the DNC
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DancesWithPumas
02.24.09 at 9:27 pm
Looks like he's watching a tennis match:
Tele vs. Prompter
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ipotter
1/20/09 at 1:42pm
The thought of starvation made me hungry.
Off to lunch.
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strayyellerdawg # 6:
02.01.09 at 1:01 pm
"Where-ever there is a true "village," there is
a Matriarchy. Because, a village is what happens when mothers set
the tone. They know what it takes to care for a child.
When you have a Patriarchy, what you get is a hierarchy. Which
is a linear structure. Not a circle. A Patriarchy is not so concerned
with "caring for" the children, as it is with seeing the
the correct children inherit their father's wealth."
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catarina #91:
01.31.09
"does anyone here deny the patriarchy exists? "
------------------------------
Lets ask Hillary.
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DancesWithPumas
01.20.09 at 12:15 pm
It was over as of May 31.
I know, I know- stop harshing the mellow
I'd rather be camping right now and
marshing the mallow
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DancesWithPumas
01.03.09 at 1:07 pm
Based on what we're taught, one would get the impression that
"Women" is a small tribe of 200 or so, living in the hidden
remote recesses of the Amazon Rainforest, studied by only a handful
of interested/curious anthropolgists,
instead of a tribe of millions representing
51% of the population.
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antifish
01.02.09 at 6:20 pm
Oh God, Al Franken just called me. Guess he needs
some more ballots….Now where did I put them?
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gojoyknocks
01.01.09 at 6:32 am
To honor my resolution to stay positive this year
I say, "My pipes are frozen,Yipeeee!"
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invalidresponse:
01.01.09 at 12:14 am
May those that love us……love us
those that don't love us……may god turn their hearts
if god does not turn their heart……
may god turn their ankles
so we may know them by their limp…..
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Gojoyknocks:
Let me know when you form the Puma Militia.
The only hope for my ignominious life is a noble
death.
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freddiebrown
11.30.08 at 2:26 pm
About women- Yesterday I had a quick online chat
with a neice. She wanted to know if I am cooking dinner FOR Uncle-
My response to her was, no - I am cooking dinner FOR US !!
If not for this blog, I would have answered yes.
But now, I correct her. We are not in this life as men's cooks,
dishwashers, laundry washers, housecleaners etc. We should let the
younger women in our life know that
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DancesWithPumas
11.26.08 at 10:55 am
They would ask all menstruating women
to go to another section of the island
"because the power of menstruating women
overpowers the power of the pipe"---
I thought, if that's the case,
toss the pipe, step aside, and let
the menstruating women lead the ceremony!
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slyt2
11.25.08 at 3:04 pm
I Scored as New Soul.
Ok General Hospital is on
I’ll be back between commercials. bye.
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kat in your hat
11.21.08 at 5:35 pm @ #93
What is all this Letterman said:
Getting aroused by Palin? First of all is disrespectful to Palin,
and even Couric--why does he feel he needs to talk that way?
Plus, hello, it's GROSS!
He has an old penis.
lol…sorry, but c'mon
"He has an old penis."
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TexasTigress
11.20.08 at 11:38 pm
CASPER - Here’s everything you ever
wanted to know about the E
The Beginning of E
Wontbackdown on 08.09.08 :
#85 halligan… I heard that something
is coming out through the E on the BC issue.
TexasTigress on 08.09.08 :
Wontbackdown , what does that mean
, ” coming out through the E ” ? What is the E ? Do I have an E
? Do I need an E ? I am very concerned about this E situation …
TexasTigress :If I do have an E I would
really like to be forewarned if something is going to be coming
out through it !
Wontbackdown : #106 TexasTigress… LOL!!!
“E” - Let’s see… Hmmmm. Well, Uh, how can I keep this a secret since
“secrets are power” in the NEW land of Obama?
TexasTigress : Wontbackdown , I seeeeeee
. I shall embrace my ignorance , and keep my E covered at all times
and monitor it for anything that may escape ..
Wontbackdown :TexasTigress. LOL! LOL!
E = The Enquirer… now that they gained some credibility on the Edwards
story, maybe the BC (Birth Certificate) story will at least get
a little wind. Never read them before, didn’t want my milk to sour,
eggs fry, or aliens to impregnate me while standing in line at the
grocery store.
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mountainsong
11.19.08 at 1:18 am
I like the idea of PUMA becoming
the
female counterpart to NOW.
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kat in your hat
11.19.08 at 12:53 am
NOW should change their name.
NOFFLWBWACTMOWSWS.
National organization for far left women
but we also cater to men over women so we suck.
or sumpthin more abbreviated.
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murphy
11.12.08 at 10:22 pm
"obama is raspberry vinaigrette.
he's feel good pudding for the masses."
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2pumasisters
#102 -Top 100!!
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Prowl Mounty:
11.011.08 at 10:58 pm
"I never thought I would be a gun owner,
but…a little more than a week ago I applied
for a permit and last Friday I bought one,
which is safely stored. I've never fired a gun
and have thought to go outside and shoot it but…
it's not loaded and I don’t want to hit or
scare my deer friends."
scare my deer friends . . .
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BillieJo
11.09.08 at 10:58 pm
I am imagining my own little blog
perched at the delete button,
Trashing Hillary, 'click' (delete)
Trashing women, - click
Obots, - click
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Margenau
11.09.08 at 12:39 am
Murphy, you are too funny, and this
blog is like crack.
I have been trying to do my physics
homework
for the past three hours. (But who am I kidding,
if I weren't on the blog I would just be playing
house with daddy physics book and
baby physics book.)
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slyt2 #70
"OMG they are intrupting One Life to Live
to
go to BO's speech so it's already 2:50 here which
means they are gonna NOT show General Hospital for him.
Now I'm pissed he is interfering with my soap
opera. dang it."
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DancesWithPumas
Murphy,
I like the cut of your jib
and I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
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