Today’s Winner of the Puma PAC DAILY PIG MARCELINO DE JESUS MARTINEZ! (image by beethovenqueen) Congratulations, you Handsome Devil, You! “A California man was arrested for selling his 14-year-old daughter into marriage in exchange for $16,000 – and a whole lot of beer. Marcelino de Jesus Martinez, 36, wanted 100 cases of Corona, 50 cases of Modelo, 100 cases of [...]
Today’s Winner of the Puma PAC DAILY PIG CHRIS “CRACKLE” MATTHEWS! (lipstick and hair courtesy of danceswithpumas) Congratulations, you Handsome Devil, You! “Well, maybe if husbands should pay their wives for cooking dinner tonight, we can move the money around.” – Chris “CRACKLE!” Matthews on Hardballs 1/8/09 Shucks, Chris. You make it SO easy for [...]
Today’s Winner of the Puma PAC DAILY PIG! DR. RICHARD BATISTA! Congratulations Dr. Batista! You Handsome Devil, You! If we’re to believe the motions his lawyer filed in court yesterday, then the good doctor would rather watch his estranged wife, the mother of his three children, DIE, or at the very least be permanently impoverished, [...]
Today’s Winner of the Puma PAC Daily Pig Award: JIM NEWELL Associate Editor of Wonkette Wankit, the most woman-hating blog that still claims with a straight face to be “liberal.” Congratulations! You Handsome Devil, You! It’s because of people like YOU Jimmy that the Blogger Boiz are a laughing stock. (Pssst, Jimmy, as the obama [...]
Today’s Puma PAC Daily Pig Award goes to: Ken Layne owner of Wonkette Wankit. Congratulations! You HANDSOME Devil! To find out just why Ken is SO supremely deserving of today’s award, please see THIS, THIS, and especially THIS. I’m taking Uppity’s advice. Do NOT let these cheating pigs win by intimidation, dirty tricks, and sexist [...]