AFK Away From Keyboard
AIR As I Remember; As I Recall
AISB As I Said Before
AISI As I See It AIW As It Were/Was
AKA Also Known As
AMAP As Much/Many As Possible
APAC All Praise And Credit
APYR As Per Your Request
ASAFP As Soon As F—ing Possible
ASAP As Soon As Possible
At the cottage = the backup blog
afaic = as far as I'm concerned
afaik = as far as I know
ai = artificial intelligence
aota = all of the above
BBL: Be Back Later
BDE : Bitter Dead Ender
BTW = by the way
BRB be right back
b/c = because
bbiaf = be back in a few
bbfn = bye bye for now bbiab = be back in a bit
bff = best friends forever
bf4l = best friends for life
bil = brother in law
btdt = been there, done that
CDS : Clinton Derangement Syndrome
CRACKLE! - Chris Matthews, host of Hardball on MSNBC. Matthews told Joe Scarborough on November 11th that his job as a journalist was to "help" the obadministration's* transition go smoothly, that he help make sure it had "discipline" and "crackle."
Cottage: the backup blog
ccl = couldn't care less
cul = see you later
cts = changing the subject
cya = see you
cyl = see you later
DONC = Democratic Obama National Committee
Dungeon:In the Dungeon = place where trolls are kept and occasionally
Downstairs: Previous blog
Evergreen : Hillary Rodham Clinton's code name when she was First Lady
E: see Classic Comments
eg = evil grin
e1 = everyone
eos = end of story
Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers - obama. credit to notyoursweetie?? cant remember
FOAD Eff off and die
FUBAR Effed up beyond all recognition
f2f = face to face
fav = favorite
fil = father in law
GMTA: Great minds think alike
GYNOCIDAL : institutions, especially religions, in which the hatred of women is extreme to the point of mass murder. Fundamentalist Islam, and esp Sharia Law is an example. Credit to Zee.
gr8 = great
g2g = got to go
g2g2w = got to go to work
gal = get a life
gmta = great minds think alike
gn = good night
gtgn = gotta go now
gtr = gotta run
gyb = got your back
Hold on while I go look that up for you = go find it yourself in the Action Center
IMO: In My Opinion
IMHO: In My Humble Opinion
IRT : In relation to
In the Dungeon = place where trolls are kept and occasionally
iag = it's all good
ib = I'm back
idk = I don't know
im = instant message
imb = I am back
imho = in my humble opinion
imnl = I am not laughing
ink = I'm not kidding
irl = in real life
ita = I totally agree
jfcgdiath
j/a = just asking
j/c = just curious
j/j = just joking
j/k = just kidding
jas = just a second
jw = just wondering
KWIM : Know what I mean?
kiss = keep it simple, silly
LOL Laughing out Loud
Link Librarian Lillian = DancesWith Pumas loving every PUMA’S ideas - keep em coming!
L8r = later
lfr = laughing for real
llap = live long and prosper
lmbo = laughing my butt off
lmk = let me knowo
ltns = long time no see
Mama is watching = Mama IS watching
M.I.L.K. men i’d like to kick (or fill in the blank for K.)
( NOT a blanket statement against men. only to be used in extremely serious cases, just like
M.I.L.F. (Mothers Ilike to Eff) was used in extremely serious political discussions about Sarah Palin this year.
MSM : mainstream media (not a puma-ism, a blogism)
MSM : Misogymist Sexist Media
MURPHY: (M) Monumental (U) Unified (R) Reform for the (P)People to (H) Help..(Y) Yourself
Credit: Casper Cat 11.20.08
mf = my friend
mil = mother in law
mml = made me laugh
NOP NewOrleansPuma
n2g = not too good
n2bb = nice to be back
n2k = need to know
nbd = no big deal
nk = no kidding
np = no problem
ntw = not to worry
nyf = not your fault
Obadministration - the obama administration
OMG : Oh My God
oar = on a roll
obtw = oh by the way
oic = oh I see
omg = oh my goodness
os = operating system
otoh = on the other hand
otp = on the phone
President Detour - obama. His one term will end up being a very short detour on the road to permanent republican rule because he's going to muck it up so badly.
pita = pain in the appendix (or perhaps another body part)
plz = please
ppl = people
ROFLMAO : Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Arse Off
rofl = rolling on floor laughing
rtg = ready to go
SCFM - So Called Free Press
STFU Shift The Focus Up. Puma PAC Action Committee whose mission is to upend conversations and national discussions about gender/oppression in order to focus on the Perpetrators NOT the Victims
silly puma! = when a Puma does or says something which shows that they missed a joke, misunderstood a comment, or did something that is lovably goofy. as in,
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits = Hard core Hillary Clinton supporters. A phrase Clinton used to express her thanks to her die-hard women supporters in her moving speech at the Democratic National Convention, August 26, 2008. Credit to Riverdaughter who coined the phrase in July, which means Hillary reads the Confluence!
STFU : Shut the Eff Up (used rarely)
sahm = stay at home mom
sil = sister in law
so = significant other
take it upstairs! = a new post is up and the conversation in comments has moved to the newer post.
TMI = too much information
tle mnni ophu: the fox is under the bridge
tbnt = thanks but no thanks
tffw = too funny for words
tfic = tongue firmly in cheek
tma = take my advice
tlc = tender loving care
ttfn = ta ta for now
ttth = talk to the hand
ttyl = talk to ya later
ty = thank you
udwk = you don't wanna know
ut? = you there?
utm = you tell me
vbg = very big grin
vf = very funny
vwd = very well done
WTF : What the Eff
WTH : What the Hell
WBD WontBackDown
wb = welcome back
wdyt? = what do you think?
we = whatever
wfh = work from home
wtg = way to go
wth = what the heck?
wysiwyg = what you see is what you get -
X - xoxo = hugs and kisses
XO: No Obama
If you haven't found what you're looking for, try these websites:
http://www.astro.umd.edu/~marshall/abbrev.html
http://www.netlingo.com/emailsh.cfm
kat in your hat:
"And even when it looks disorganized, it's actually very in tune. There is harmony. It's like there is a method to the madness … and if you stick around more, you can hear the melody and follow the beat inside the blogo-cacophony.
'clank. zing. ladeeda. sssggjj. free. bam. stloop. woman. flarr. gjkkk. pow.' "

