From “Obama for Obama America”.


h/t Myiq2xu

Just skip the expenses of your celebratory events … weddings, baptisms, birthdays, graduations, and send the money to Obama instead!
Wanna bet the obama android cult is lining up to sell their blood, kidneys, and any other extraneous organs they can sell?

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stoney42 06.23.12 at 8:17 pm

How cheesy can obama get?

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DancesWithPumas 06.23.12 at 8:19 pm

stoney42,
I know, right?

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Headclunker 06.23.12 at 9:33 pm

Minus 22% Rasmussen Approval, Zero on Gallup.

42% unitemized campaign funds

Failure

Desperation

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freespirit 06.24.12 at 1:47 am

“Wanna bet the obama android cult is lining up to sell their blood, kidneys, and any other extraneous organs they can sell?”

LOL. Well, their brains have already been destroyed by all that Cool-Aide – so losing a couple more organs won’t matter much. These people are sad, pathetic and DESPERATE. I’m sure I’ll feel sorry for them when I’m done laughing my a@@ off at their stupidity.

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HP Boston 06.24.12 at 9:32 am

Dear Ofartinajar,
I am by-passing the registry program, sending gas masks to all my friends and family. Your stench has permeated our world! Only you would stink so much even if vacuum sealed.

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Delle 06.24.12 at 9:54 am

An Egyptian plumber in Alexandria beat his pregnant wife to death upon learning that she had not voted for Muslim Brotherhood presidential candidate Mohammed Mursi, reported the Egyptian daily al-Wafd on Sunday.

http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2012/06/24/222413.html

Congratulations Obama on your Arab Spring.

The brotherhood won the presidency. The women of Egypt better try to escape.

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FLBarbara 06.24.12 at 10:25 am

OT but I did not know this..My nephew was born Jun 16 with what is called a single transverse palmar crease, or what’s more commonly known as a simian line.

What is a simian line? Well, it’s a combination of the head and heart lines on one’s palm(s), one long line across the palm. To have it on one hand is rare… about 15 – 20% of the world’s population. To have it on both hands, is in less than 10% of the population.
It is rarer in women.
A recent study showed that a large population of people with down syndrome, autism and other health issues have been found with simian lines. However many people with simian palms are “normal”.

So of course my family is worried about the “health issues” and will await further testing. Downs Syndrome and FAS have been eliminated. BUT the Dr. in an effort to calm the family fears says “Hillary Clinton has a simian line and so does “Tony Blair”. Since I haven’t never heard of this simian line I did some research and found some confusing as well as interesting stuff. Without the health issues in palmistry its the joining of the heart and head line this implies a person who has difficulty distinguishing between thoughts and feelings, it means intensity and the ability to put heart and mind into anything.
So I just wanted to share this about Hillary and of course ask for prayers for my nephew..that he grows up to be just like Hillary.
http://karmicknowledge.com/2008/02/05/will-the-real-hillary-clinton-please-run-for-president/

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FLBarbara 06.24.12 at 11:48 am

Since moving is a chance to purge oneself of unwanted items I suggest the Obamas start purging and hold a huge yard sale. Who wouldn’t love a pair of Michelle’s hardly used gardening gloves or Oforwards worn out golfing gloves?
I would be willing to send some crap to donate to the O moving cause. I am sure lots of people would donate, hey, it would be the first bi partisan event in DC. The first POTUS Evah to hold a yard sale at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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FLBarbara 06.24.12 at 11:57 am

“Hey Barbara — Our team is reviewing supporter records this weekend, and I noticed that you haven’t made an online donation yet.
Jason”

Hey Jason,
Good luck with this email..do you think people aren’t donating because they’re waiting on another begging email? People aren’t donating because the donations are to re elect Obama. Wait till 2016 things will pick up..IF Hillary is running.

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FLBarbara 06.24.12 at 11:59 am

How do we start a “Help Obama Move Out” event?

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FLBarbara 06.24.12 at 12:04 pm

Seriously, hold a help Obama move out event with all donations to the help re-elect Hillary campaign 2016.

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Headclunker 06.24.12 at 12:13 pm

FLBarbara,

I’ll help if you make that 2012.

Or better yet, leave the year off and let them guess.

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DancesWithPumas 06.24.12 at 12:29 pm

I HATE those “HEY You” email! Who the hell do they think they’re addressing. Better question, what high schooler is writing those email and thinks “Hey ____” is an appropriate salutation to people you’re begging money from?? Asshats! Follow Teh Leader.

Reminds me of when Obama conversed with a very rich Hillary donor who agreed to lend him support after he stole / was dragged over the finish line for the nomination, Obama’s response to the donor: “I’m down wit dat.”

Btw, Obama always reinforces negative stereotypes of African Americans when he of the white cultural elite schools privileged upbringing is going for “street cred”. What an insult to African Americans.

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FLBarbara 06.24.12 at 12:37 pm

I will make it a RE-ELECT HILLARY-ASAP event.
How is that?? ASAP. LoL
They are sOooo desperate it stinks of desperate. Begging for CHANGE now..hey you,give a penny please.

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FLBarbara 06.24.12 at 1:00 pm

I want it to read like the OFA event thing and in big letters Paid for by the Re-elect Hillary ASAP campaign!! Gotta run have a great day all.

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