
The caption on this photo (click on the image to see more) reads: : "My grandmother in 1937, cooking breakfast on her honeymoon." I bet the food was delicious and I am a MAJOR fan of grandmothers, as well as eating good food, BUT the picture and the caption illustrate perfectly my deep apprehension about the new "local, organic, whole food" craze. Who the hell is going to shop for, store, cook, and clean up after all this REAL food?
I’m reading Michael Pollan’s new book, Food Rules, whereby he lays out 64 “personal policies” to help wean readers from the deadly Western food diet. I’m a major fan of Pollan; gave copies of The Omnivore’s Dilemma to my family for Christmas a couple years ago, and I completely agree that the over-processed, over-sweetened “edible foodlike substances” that line the supermarket shelves in the United States and fill our shopping carts every week are giving us and our children heart disease, life threatening allergies, cancers, and diabetes. BUT, the basic point underlying Pollan’s bedrock formulation (Eat food. Mostly plants. Not too much.) is that we should shop, cook, and eat like our grandmothers or great-grandmothers did (especially if our grannies happened to hail from France or Sicily). Which is great and all, but first of all, following this logic to its end will lead most women right back to the kitchen where a 24/7 apron is awaiting us. And secondly, leave it to a damn man to become a multi-millionaire by impersonating a woman and marketing imparting the wisdom of grandmothers. Sigh.
Here’s a bonus picture of a grandmother to perk you back

She looks like an Italian grandmother to me. What did you call your grandmas? What are YOU called by the grandkids? My grandmothers were Gingy and Nana. My mother is Mimi and my stepmother is Nanny to our kids. I will be RaRa when I have grandchildren. How about you?
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Susie1945 02.22.10 at 11:20 am
Hi PUMAS –
Great post Murphy – I already follow rules of my own – I read labels and anything that says it has high fructose corn syrup goes right back on the shelf – I try to buy organic but only those fruits & veggies that most commercial growers spray with insecticides & crap – I do wash those items when I bring them home…………….
I don’t eat a lot of meat – never really have – but try to buy the stuff that tastes good – most of the meat has no taste which is why everything has a pan sauce……………..
I make my own ceral/granola – which is very simple & easy to do – I don’t drink pop & anything that says DIET on it is automatically a no-no – that synthetic crap induces the appetite which is why everyone is beginning to look like whales
Some talking head on the tube said to take a look at a grade school picture when you were in elementary school and compare it to a picture today – I did – WOW – not good – Cargill & ADM have taken over control of our food supply and it’s not to make our lives good but for them to make lots and lots and lots of money while pretending it’s “for our own good” – fuck ‘em all – I don’t want to be taken care of
I called my grandparents – grandma & pappy – my little great niece calls me gramma – she has different names for her 3 sets of grandparents…………..my mom & dad are both dead so no one calls them anything anymore………………
gotta go run some errands – O/T – Sarah Palin’s husband Todd & his partner are running in the 2010 IronDog Race – started yesterday – 2,000 miles of ‘snowmachining’ – we call it snowmobiling – anyway – there a couple of women in the race too
Susie1945 02.22.10 at 11:25 am
Oops – forgot link
http://www.adn.com/2010/02/17/1144517/2010-irondog-leader-board.html#bib=15&tab=0
murphy 02.22.10 at 11:29 am
thanks Susie1945! I did like this little piece of wisdom from Pollan:
he says to ignore the magic health claims of packaged foods saying, “Don’t let the silence of the yams fool you into thinking they arent super healthy.”
the silence of the yams. heh.
sistermoon3 02.22.10 at 11:46 am
RULES :
We’ll be entering the BBQ season in a few months. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
Routine…
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
More routine…
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat.
Important again:
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
More routine…
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed
‘ her night off ‘ and, upon seeing her annoyed
reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women!
DancesWithPumas 02.22.10 at 11:47 am
My grandmothers were called Nonna and Yaya.
Yaya was oopah! more fun but Nonna was comforting. Neither spoke English.
I’d want to be called Yaya. “ya” is more affirming than “no”.
Michael Pollen. Michael’s Rules are what bumperstickers are to philosphy. He has taken 1000s of years of macrobiotic history (Asian and vegan in origin) and turned out a fortune cookie version of dietary wisdom.
Murphy, you’re right, eating healthily means more time in cooking preparation, but, I think, as it was with me, it is more of a lifestyle all the way around, rather than incorporating the discipline into an already established on the go lifestyle.
Pollen could have written a postcard:
- Eat food that is as far away from you on the food chain as possible.
- Eat whole foods
- Eat food that is in season
- Eat food that can be grown within 500 miles of your location.
- Your environment provides (or can provide) that which is required to survive in said environment. (i.e. Whale meat in Alaska = warming food; spices in Mexico = cooling foods.)
- Balance Yin (expansive) and Yang (contractive) within every meal.
Dragonfly 02.22.10 at 11:56 am
Great post, Murphy, and ditto Dances.
Here’s a haiku Pollen would not have made any money on but sums up his ideas?
Avoid processed foods
Eat green things and fruits, no sweets
Live long and prosper
sistermoon3 – so true. I am in the South where what you describe happens throughout the “season.” and of course, then you have deer season to discuss.
Dragonfly 02.22.10 at 12:06 pm
My paternal grandmother was Gamma, and she was a fantastic cook – mom’s mom died when mom was a child. When my dad married again, I gained a Nanny, a Granny, and a Little Mama.
My kids call my stepmom Mimi and their dad’s mom Grandma. My mom, had she survived, would have probably wanted something like Gigi to be her name.
I would like to be Nana.
I love to cook, but who has time? My best for my kids is to avoid high fructose corn syrup, avoid fried foods, push veggies, insist on fruits, juice, organic milk and free range hen eggs, and use other sources besides meats for protein. I try to cook fresh and avoid a diet consisting mainly of pizza, but . . .
If we lived communally where women supported each other, this would be achievable. The women and fathers who work full time outside the home would contribute to the groceries and those who have the time to cook would do so for everyone’s kids with the financial help of those who can’t.
Shadowfax 02.22.10 at 12:11 pm
Nothing wrong with Wholefoods market, except it is way overpriced. I buy my fruit and meat there when I can, because it is fresher and tastes better.
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This was emailed to me from Hillbuzz:
Something interesting in Hillaryland happening this week
hillbuzz
We have no idea what this is going to be, if anything, but rumor amongst Hillary supporters today is that there’s going to be some sort of outreach made in the Hillaryverse, for some reason. Remember, Clinton’s campaign network never disbanded. Once she left politics and became Secretary of State, her supporters kept in contact through NoLimits.org and other channels. Where she’s not technically running any sort of political operation, but her supporters are seeing to it that everyone stays in touch…for some future reason.
Word is, something interesting could be happening tomorrow or so. We’ll keep you posted if we hear more.
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I can only hope………….
murphy 02.22.10 at 12:23 pm
dragonfly — amen sister. That’s exactly how I shop and (try to) cook. Unlike some people, I just dont enjoy cooking. I wish I did, but …
I know some people who live in de facto communes and honestly they seem to be the HAPPIEST families I know. Especially the children. It’s uncanny really.
murphy 02.22.10 at 12:24 pm
super interesting — going to check hillbuzz now.
sistermoon3 02.22.10 at 12:28 pm
I have had two daughter-in-laws that dont cook, i have come to realize there is something my granddaughter will never say to any of her friends, Wait til you taste my mana’s homecooking” LOLOLOLOL yeppers that’s amazing isnt it LOLOLOLOL
michelina 02.22.10 at 12:42 pm
((((pumaland)))
Been buried in work all week-end
Lorac: FLB: thank you for you help with my friend.
Just catching up: LOVE the picture of skipper—-
love the laudromat also.
will be lurking
Peace and Joy to all our (((PUMA’S))) needing love
and strength
sistermoon3 02.22.10 at 12:43 pm
gretawire @carolflowery I know…if teachers can’t speak grammitcally correct it is difficult to teach students
today’s twit i got from Greta, she’s kinda upset with all the grammatical errors even some news people are making these days, so am i, is this what our schools send out
DancesWithPumas 02.22.10 at 12:47 pm
correction #5:
“as IT WAS with me”.
I haven’t been macrobiotic for far too long.
By the way, after the initial outlay, eating healthy was 2/3s less expensive than my traditional american diet cost at the time.
sistermoon3 02.22.10 at 12:53 pm
I dont think it’s so much what you eat, but the portions and the eternal snacking that goes on today with so many. When i was in my mother’s house, we didnt get to snack, we ate breakfast, lunch and supper, maybe at night sometimes some popcorn or ice cream but not daily, i dont think it takes anything but common sense when it comes to eating like a million other things, it’s all about balance
oneilma 02.22.10 at 1:57 pm
I grew up in the South, where we always had plenty of fried food. My turning point came when i joined Weight Watchers 20 years ago. I have learned to love cooking and to do my cooking early in the morning, when all is peaceful and I have the house to myself. Cooking early also means that something is ready when you get home from a busy day.
Cape Hatteras 02.22.10 at 2:00 pm
OT
Did anyone else see this;http://www.veoh.com/search/videos/q/documentaries+cleopatra#watch%3Dv18075983n2XPntGM
It turns out Arsinoe the younger sister was a more facinating player in the story.
Arsinoe made Julius Ceaser run for his life. She was high school age at the time .
Cape Hatteras 02.22.10 at 2:02 pm
http://www.veoh.com/search/videos/q/documentaries+cleopatra#watch%3Dv18075983n2XPntGM
Swannie 02.22.10 at 2:18 pm
OMG GRETA IS TWEETING With our very own Sistermoon WOOHOOOO what is this , three or four times now?? are you sisters or what? When are you going on GRETA CAROL ?? LOL woohooo
Zee 02.22.10 at 2:36 pm
oneilma….mmmmmmm……fried foods. Let me guess. With gravy? I actually made country-fried steak with gravy recently for an ingrate houseguest who will be out on his can as soon as humanly possible. I had to bring out the big guns to see if he had a palate or if his anatomy has been permanently disabled by a lifetime of ingesting that godawful kim chee.
Guess what he’s getting tonight? Frozen foods. I’ve been buying fresh fruits, which he won’t touch, making food from scratch (he doesn’t like beans…he doesn’t like this or that)….real cornbread and souffles…you name it, he’ll nibble a little of it and won’t touch leftovers.
Anyway…sistermoon, don’t bring up eternal snacking…if grazing were an Olympic sport, I’d be a Gold Medalist!
Swannie 02.22.10 at 2:41 pm
My grandmother on my mothers side was from Italy , the Abruzzi region , and my grandfather on moms side was Italian as well …from Trieste — Venezia area. They were both superior cooks and deeply connected with the products of the earth and the food they made. My grandfather had a wonderful garden and grape vines . My mother told me he used old world techniques ( like making a concrete trench to catch the cow urine and use it for fertilizer along with the manure ), and that he grew giant vegetables in abundance. My grandmother had brought her own tomato plants from Italy , and they canned everything . My mother to the day she died coudn’t stand to touch a peach because she peeled so many ! My grandma made her own pasta …and cooked a fantastic italian chicken vegetable pie .
My fathers parents were Jewish from Russia ..and my mother learned to cook many of the dishes my Grandma Ida cooked , including noodle koogle YUMMMMMM . I learned to cook at an early age; 3 or 4 LOL and I sit and watch the cooking channel and think those women had nothing on my mom , and I wish she were here to watch them with me . So ….for me cooking is an art form . I still need to lose weight, but I am not physically active enough but that is just me and I am trying to change that.
I do eat free range eggs ..and fast food can be really healthy …and healthy food can be fast too … but I really think that food manufacturers have to go the extra mile and make food healthier … I think as the demand increases it will happen . In the meantime … small changes can be really great..
I am also extremely fortunate in that I live in an agra area … people here on the shore grow everything locally … I always have herbs growing because I love cooking with fresh herbs..
I think the greatest dangers in processed foods are the salt and sugar contents…
Zee 02.22.10 at 2:43 pm
Oh, and Susie….the reason why meat has no flavor these days? They cut out too much fat! Fat is the vehicle of flavor. Not to mention tenderness.
That lean shit is inedible. Better to cut out most meat and then occasionally eat delectable cuts than choke down tough, flavorless crap. imo.
Also, the reason most American fare is too damned sweet? They market this crap to death. In a taste test something sweet might be initially the “best” but for more than one bite or sip, the overly sweet junk is cloying and sickening.
And if someone actually produces a flavored water without all that sweet gunk in it, they’ll stop. If Pepperidge Farm actually produces a cookie line that isn’t overly sweet (RIP, lemon and lime spritzers!!!!!!) they’ll be discontinued. Because Americans have the WORST palates in the world….well, second worst, right after Koreans.
Zee 02.22.10 at 2:50 pm
Oh, and Murphy…! That has to be the cutest picture EVER, below, of Skipper!!!!
Even tho she is holding Ben and Jerry’s…boutique ice cream, for sure, but they’re major caterers to the overly-sweet palate.
When it comes to high end ice cream, I’m firmly in the Haagen-dazs camp.
omg…has anyone tried their “Five” series?
Hey….I ate 1/2 a pink grapefruit today. Free pass for continued eternal snacking…
Zee 02.22.10 at 2:51 pm
Whenever TT weighs in, I want to say that last night I learned that a big Rhode Island craze these days is chocolate-covered bacon. I draw the line.
Zee 02.22.10 at 2:55 pm
Swannie…I agree with you on the small changes. Every baby-step is worth it! And I’ve been working on weekends…grueling, plus I have to miss the radio shows…
But, dang….the physical aspects of the job make a huge difference on the body.
Notyoursweetie 02.22.10 at 2:59 pm
Men get served in Kanas
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2010/02/22/this-is-not-kansas-anymore-gander-meet-goose/
Shadowfax 02.22.10 at 3:34 pm
President Barack ObamaThe Fraud, on Monday unveiled his most detailed proposal yet to reform the U.S. healthcare system in a gambit to breathe new life into his signature domestic policy initiative.The measure posted on the White House website Monday morning is intended as the starting point for the discussion at a bipartisan summit the president will host with Democratic and Republican leaders on Thursday.
http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/82617-obama-issues-healthcare-reform-plan-in-advance-of-summit
And the
spin, lies and boogers are heredetails are here:http://www.whitehouse.gov/health-care-meeting/proposal
Notyoursweetie 02.22.10 at 3:44 pm
and now, even B0bots know it
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2010/02/22/uh-oh-b0bots-are-finding-out-obama-is-not-for-public-option/
BigCatLover 02.22.10 at 4:01 pm
Neither of my grandfathers lived long enough for us to know them, but my maternal grandmother was called ‘Ma’ and my paternal grandmother was a very formal Grandmother (her last name). I suspected that was my mother’s way of keeping us from feeling really close to her, but I was never sure who decided we should call her that. My mother had her grandkids call her Grannie (from the Beverly Hillbillies) and my grandkids call me Grandma.
I’ve been eating low meat, whole grain, fresh fruits and vegetables, etc for 30 years, but that’s because I’ve had health problems for that long. I love pastas and don’t like heavy fatty foods, so I eat the way I would have chosen anyway, even if I didn’t have to.
Men can and do cook their own healthy foods, so it doesn’t have to just be the woman’s job, although my ex-husband never did – he wouldn’t even grill out like other men did. One reason he’s my ex.
vwade 02.22.10 at 4:07 pm
Murph, I will be called, “Whose that old cranky bitch?” I don’t, nor will have any grandbabies. However, my partner’s granddaughter calls me “Buddy”, and that is worth it’s wait in gold!
michelina 02.22.10 at 4:11 pm
Trying so hard for my sister to change our
food habits—money always tight, so you got what
you could, and ate what you had—–or you didn’t
eat.
My dog eats better than me, and I read her labels, cuz
of her allergies. I enjoy everything, but really watch
how much I eat, it’s not a DAILY thing.
I will never be a grandma, but my mother was called
MAMA – first A is the short sound—and we have:
PAPA SLIM JIM, PAPA JOHN and BIG POPPA—Big poppa is my dad.
Never knew my other grandparents—-I have Junior PUMA so this
is her family and my sister is “grammy” or “gramma”—-
(((pumaland))))
BigCatLover 02.22.10 at 4:23 pm
Notyoursweetie 02.22.10 at 2:59 pm
Men get served in Kanas
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2010/02/22/this-is-not-kansas-anymore-gander-meet-goose/
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Wow. Loved it!
murphy 02.22.10 at 4:49 pm
Buddy! love it!
goofsmom 02.22.10 at 5:11 pm
Well, I had a Grandma and a Granny. I won’t be one but if I had to choose it would be Gram.
Dances,
I would like to know what you are cooking that is cheaper than what you used to eat. Saving pennies and dimes but want to eat healthier.
Can’t do Whole foods, farmers markets etc, any place that doesn’t take food stamps.
Which reminds me… If MO wants to help with childhood obesity problems there should be a way to make healthier foods more affordable. I grow my own veggies etc… love CA climate, should be able to plant this years crop soon, but what about the innner city families that don’t have that luxury?
Sorry, thinking out loud again…
Susie1945 02.22.10 at 5:21 pm
HiPUMAs -
Back from errands – picked up some food – crap – now I gotta cook it – I consider grocery shopping the biggest waste of time & money – first ya gotta go buy the stuff at the store – oh joy – then ya gotta bag it up yourself & my apt doesn’t have an elevator & I’m on 3rd floor – poor me – then ya cook the stuff you just bought, dragged home & put away somewhere – then you start all over again – I’d rather make reservations (if I could afford it)
Oh prplevette – remember when we were talking about the chocolate bacon stuff from that outfit in Chicago?? I had bought the chocolate chipotle toffee & the pancake chocolate bacon mix for my sis for xmas -well, I was (up north) visiting her last week & she made the pancakes – needless to say – was underwhelmed – pancakes were more like crepes (sis followed the instructions to the letter (melted butter, egg, buttermilk, etc) – don’t know if the stuff was old or if baking powder was forgotten in that particular batch – also – a little bag of chocolate pieces with little (I could’t taste bacon – only chocolate) bacon pieces in the chocolate was included – she chopped it up & instruction said to put on top of pancakes – only bacon taste I got was from the bacon she fried to go with the pancakes – now I wonder why do I do this? if it sounds too good to be good, it probably isn’t……………. I hate expensive lessons & no, I don’t learn from them – eternal optomist I guess……………
murphy 02.22.10 at 5:21 pm
we needed a leader posted,
take it upstairs!
prplvette85 02.22.10 at 5:22 pm
Great Post Murphy! I called mine gramma. My mother was Nanny and I am NANA.
As far as food goes, I have like my grandparents always grown my own garden, I love to cook, and I love fresh veggies and fruits. When I moved from Cali to Colo I was in shock, because fresh fruits and veggies were so expensive. I Had to have my own garden. Even when I was raising my kids and working 2-3 jobs, I would garden and cook on my day off, and freeze for the weeknights. I taught my daughter and son to cook early in life. I did go vegan for 3 years, but since I love to cook and eat, went back to normal eating. I do make my own homemade everything, so I try to use healthy ingredients. I think healthy “whole foods” are so expensive now, because it is the “trendy” thing right now. I think you can eat healthy and still eat what you want. You just have to know how to moderate. I also think that everyone got more exercise back in the day, because they had recess at school, gym class was mandatory, and kids did not sit at the computer or in front of video games. They played outside after school, rode bikes things like that. I think everyone has got to be more lazy with all the technology. Take away the video games, the computers, the cell phones and today’s kids would go ballistic
murphy 02.22.10 at 5:29 pm
Take away the the computers, the cell phones and today’s ADULTS would go ballistic
but I agree with you about our sedentary lives and the how they make us fat!
DancesWithPumas 02.22.10 at 6:15 pm
Goofsmom,
Dances,
I would like to know what you are cooking that is cheaper than what you used to eat. Saving pennies and dimes but want to eat healthier.
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When I was macrobiotic I ate veggies, fruit, grains, legumes…
also seaweed (nori), tofu, seiten, etc.
I didn’t eat meat and that was the biggest expense of my grocery shopping, grains (mostly brown rice… short grain in winter (warming), and long grian in summer (cooling).
Because I was eating well balanced nutritious meals, I didn’t crave sweets or junk snacks. Also, because my taste buds weren’t blasted out of whack due to eating “clean” food and were therefore more sensitive, eating a slice of fruit felt like the equivalent of eating a teaspoon of sugar…
I also had a cup of miso soup every day with tofu and sliced scallion
to detoxify my system.
If I craved some specific american traditional food, like ice cream or cheese, I’d just substitute a higher quality food containing calcium, etc.
This isn’t a macrobiotic site, but it’s one I was very active in for several years, it might help as it has many categories for living simply:
http://www.simpleliving.net
The owner, Dave Wampler, is close friends with John DeGraaf who wrote “Affluenza”.
goofsmom 02.22.10 at 6:21 pm
(((Dances)))
#39 – thank you so much for the link. I know I’m not the only puma looking into these kinds of options…
Zee 02.22.10 at 6:24 pm
Awww….love the food threads….goofs, there are movements to help urban people get more veggies. There are “reclaimed” spaces where groups raise veggies. And there are “sprouts” people who teach others how to sprout veggies.
prplvette85 02.22.10 at 7:04 pm
Transcript: Fox News’ Major Garrett Interviews Former President Bill Clinton
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/02/22/transcript-fox-news-major-garrett-interviews-president-clinton/?utm_source=feedburner&utm
The following is a transcript of Fox News’ Major Garrett’s interview with former President William Clinton, in which they discuss his heart, Haiti, health care and being the father of the bride.
prplvette85 02.22.10 at 7:34 pm
Dick Cheney in hospital at George Washington Hospital with chest pains. Said he is resting comfortably.
Fox News
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