How to Deal with Visiting Obots

by murphy on November 21, 2008

in Can we start drinking NOW?, Don't drink the koolaid, Puma PAC

You’re probably going to have to clean your freaking house, shop, cook for, smile at, and clean up after them too, SO the above may not be enough to get you through it. Try these handy suggestions, brought to you by friendly Pumas who intend to be as smashed as a pumpkin on Thursday.

 

Make a special treat in honor of all Obots attending family functions. Something Obama represents. Something that looks really nice, but tastes like shit. — Taggles

Serve them an O Turkey, and be sure to point out that you spent hours looking for the perfect bird. A five pounder with skinny legs and bony wings. — Taggles

Make it a Theme Thanksgiving ! Tell them they can HOPE for a real Turkey , but that isn’t going to CHANGE the fact that they got exactly what they asked for! Oh, and stuff it with nothing but HOT AIR. – Texas Tigress

Serve plenty of Kool Aid — Taggles

Tack a sign to your front door: “Abandon all HOPE ye who enter here !” — Texas Tigress 

Burn the gravy! Leaves lumps in the potatoes! — Taggles

Replace the sugar in the pie recipe with salt ! it will look pretty but taste like shit. — Texas Tigress

Stamp all napkins with the face the new leader, and his new Clinton Administration. — Taggles

Tell them there is no turkey this thanksgiving because the redistribution of wealth has not found you yet. — Go Puma Go

Ask your O supporting friends…Is your head exploding yet?? With all the Clinton administration appointees (you know the guy they called racist) and Hillary being considered for S of S (the one they called a B*tch) and now with his declaration that he won’t prosecute Bush people who tortured prisoners, how’s that CHANGE going for you? — Big Cat Lover

If they brought tupperware to take home leftovers , collect all of the containers and then when they want their stuff , thank them for their donations but explain that “Due to unforeseen circumstances , you will not be able to provide them with the goodies you had promised.” – Texas Tigress

Tell the guests that you were hoping for a change that they would all just not show up even though you invited them. nothing wrong with hopin! — Taggles

Make a life size cut out of Hillary Clinton so all your obamaniacal guests can have their picture taken with the real winner of the 2008 primaries. — Taggles

Oh, bring out the “Turkey” on a huge covered platter and leave it covered until everyone is seated – then offer to let the biggest O supporter carve and remove the cover to reveal a tiny cornish hen !Great big build up, then BAM – reality. – Texas Tigress

Make cupcakes and decorate them with the weather underground logo. — Taggles

Provide an envelope for each, self addressed, with a message “Sharing the wealth for this day of Thanksgiving” and give it to them just about when they leave. It won’t disrupt the mood of their visit and allow for them to consider, fume, think about what the envelope was all about. — cjv

During the Thanksgiving Day Prayer, ask the Dear Lord to forgive all those who voted for O, for they know not what they have done. — Taggles

Play the best hits of Reverend Wright instead of Christmas music. — Taggles

Put a sign on the front door: “Congratulations on your candidate being selected as our next President of the New United States of America”

-Put price tags on everything you serve – $ per serving

-Put fees on the bathroom doors – $ per use

-Bless the food with “Thank you lord for this food and my family’s decision to vote for spreading the wealth – THEN PASS AN OFFERING BASKET

- After dinner announce: “No Desserts, we’re getting a head start on making sacrifices… and by the way, all leftovers are going in our freezr to serve next year”

- Put a sign on the door just before they’re leaving, with an arrow pointing to the offering basket below that says: “Go ahead, drop in $100.00 more, you need the practice on Digging a Little Deeper.”

– wontbackdown

 And watch these two videos, one for fun, the other for a much-needed dose of reality. Via catsden:

And via Klownhaus, where food really comes from + Sarah Palin! (WARNING: Don’t watch if you can’t bear to watch animals die — not cruel, just realistic.)

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1

taggles1 11.21.08 at 2:10 pm

Arugula, Arugula, Arugula don’t forget the Arugula!

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prowlland 11.21.08 at 2:11 pm

I’m suerryou have been asked this before but here it goes again:

If your one of those that downloads youtube ,you maybe sitting on something that is of the utmost importance…

it’s a youtube that we think was named “what Obama doesn’t want you to know”…….

It was a side view of an Obama -Keyes debate 2004… it was the number 2 debate…it was shot from Keyes side and Obama was in the background…

As they were going on break Keyes said to Obama ” your not even a natural born citizen “… Obama says ” Oh that’s ok i’m not running for president anyway i’m running for senator. If you think you saw that and or downloaded on you pc… it is needed by the Mr. Keyes attorney…

It wasn’t a media tape it was tape by an individual. They said if you watched it might be on your hard drive… that i would have no idea…

contact me and ill get it to them.

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murphy 11.21.08 at 2:12 pm

marybeth: marybeth — I think what the article is saying is that Hillary is between a rock and a hard place.

If she accepts SOS, she WILL be the boss of a very important department — Numero Uno at State is NOTHING to sneeze at. On the other hand, she’ll still have to do what oloser says and she’ll take more than her fair share of the blame for his idiocies (because that’s just how it works for hillary). AND who knows how long she’ll last or if she’ll have another shot at elective office if she takes the SOS.

If she stays in the Senate she’s the captain of her own ship. What the NYT article shows is that her ship is kinda like a rowboat. The Senate does EVERYTHING based on seniority. So, even though Hillary is arguably the most powerful and effective vote-getter and leader that the party has, she is still pretty damn JUNIOR in the Senate — she’s only been a senator for about 8 years. The leadership of the Senate (the guys who chair the important committees) each have 25-50+ years under their belts. SO, in order to make her Senate ship bigger, the existing leadership would have to break the seniority ladder and let her climb up ahead of other Senators.

And they dont want to do that.

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murphy 11.21.08 at 2:16 pm

Please add to the above list of suggestions. LillianLinkLibrarian will be adding them to the Huma for Puma section of our lovely ACTION Center.

http://www.pumapac.org/comic.html

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indy 11.21.08 at 2:18 pm

Wow! Poor turkey. That’s got to be a classic. I didn’t catch on right away because I was watching her, then I noticed the guy behind her. I don’t know if I can eat Tom Turkey next week.

Leave it to Shuster to report on this. I’m still waiting for him to do his job and report on Obama’s relationships with Rezko, Ayers, Khalid, al Mansour, his Pakistani classmates, Soomro, and on and on and on!!

Listen to this. It’s the audio from WRIF in Detroit. The DJ’s talked to the Ambassador of Kenya, in Kenya and the Ambassador said that visitors have been “visiting Obama’s birthplace and his grandmother” for a while now. On the audio tape go to minute 12:35, that’s where it starts. Here’s the link:

http://my.wrif.com/mim/?p=916

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taggles1 11.21.08 at 2:22 pm

for being #1! and to help keep things running

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CTKEY 11.21.08 at 2:24 pm

Goodness…at least she wasnt shooting at it, like a moose or caribou or somethin’….

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Headclunker 11.21.08 at 2:25 pm

Why does this Hillary business seem like it happened before? I hope she stays off the BO boat. In fact, I hope she tells him to suck it up and drive on. There is nothing short of a USSC appointment that would come close to compensating this country for the damage that was done by promoting BO over her.

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NewOrleansPuma 11.21.08 at 2:26 pm

I love the way you have so festivly color coordinated your type faces above to “da” season and “da” reason of your post, MIZZZZ ..Murphy! Moreover, I am exceedingly delighted with the uplifting and mutually supportive song of Ms Turkey above.
Clearly, this “chick” ain’t whistlin dixie!

I am here on a short visit as I am still crashin…BBL

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NewOrleansPuma 11.21.08 at 2:33 pm

Oh..and how could I possibly have forgotten to greet my dear beloved Uncle Jack…You are looking as spry as you ever have Uncle Jack…Gawd love ya, Uncle!

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 2:46 pm

Prowlland are you still on….

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taggles1 11.21.08 at 2:47 pm

Show them how much you have grown your circle of friends, since Obama entered your life, by inviting a few convicted felons and domestic terrorists over for dessert.

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puma.sf1 11.21.08 at 2:48 pm

Taggles you are so f’ing funny. You are really cracking me up.

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murphy 11.21.08 at 2:57 pm

erm, who’s uncle jack?

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murphy 11.21.08 at 2:58 pm

oh! never mind!

I need another drink I think.

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Nijma 11.21.08 at 3:01 pm

ZOMG! Turkey Day!
I will travel to my family; don’t expect they’ll be drinking koolaid, but there won’t be any likker either. And no cursing, for sure.

Those email chains with the little digs at Hillary are easy enough to ignore, but in person????!!

Perhaps if I take a page from the traditions of Benin and put the Serenity Prayer inside my right shoe? Arrrggggghhhhhh!!!!!

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puma.sf1 11.21.08 at 3:02 pm

I’ve had too much uncle jack in the past. I’m sticking with vodka. Hummm, how does a martini sound?

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murphy 11.21.08 at 3:07 pm

better than you can imagine puma.sf1

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puma.sf1 11.21.08 at 3:09 pm

You alright?

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nativegirl 11.21.08 at 3:12 pm

prowlland

Is this what you are looking for? I have not listen to it all… but I found this link to the debates. And the video is on the link.

http://www.keyesarchives.com/play.php?video=7

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puma.sf1 11.21.08 at 3:12 pm

I’m here if you need someone to lean on.

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nativegirl 11.21.08 at 3:14 pm

Except.. it is the media tape. Sorry!!

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Notyoursweetie 11.21.08 at 3:14 pm

No need to go to all that trouble woth the B0bots- they seem to pull their hair already anyway
http://edgeoforever.wordpress.com/2008/11/21/bloggers-disenchanted/

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GOSUEF4HIL 11.21.08 at 3:14 pm

I am hosting a very small gathering this year, only 6 of us- 5 of us voted McCain (OK, two voted in elementary/middle school mock elections- but still- they’re no kool-aide drinkers) so the kool-aide drinker at the table will be my darling Obot husband- who happened to show me the cover of NY Magazine last night and told me what a beautiful family he thinks the Nobo’s are. I have learned to keep my mouth shut. This is my solace.

I think this was posted somewhere already but wanted to make sure you all read about the glass ceiling- it looks like the only thing Hillary and Sarah did was windex it this past year.

Forty years to achieve parity? I will be in a nursing home by then. Or the poor house.

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/11/the_glass_ceiling_holds_strong.http

p.s. pumasf1- I am in on the martini

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DancesWithPumas 11.21.08 at 3:14 pm

Barkeep!!
Drinks all around, and keep them coming.

I’m the designated driver.

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puma.sf1 11.21.08 at 3:15 pm

Okay, drinks all around. Enjoy!

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prowlland 11.21.08 at 3:16 pm

goofsmom yes im still here… well im back

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gojoyknocks 11.21.08 at 3:17 pm

Oh Hillary

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theamericanway 11.21.08 at 3:19 pm

Reuters reports NYTimes reports HRC accepted SOS. :(

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prowlland 11.21.08 at 3:22 pm

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theamericanway 11.21.08 at 3:25 pm

However, basis of story is two Clinton confidents. Sorry. Thought it was really official.

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 3:26 pm

prowlland did you hear Orly Taitz on web radio last night?

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GOSUEF4HIL 11.21.08 at 3:30 pm

So, just getting back- if already reported- apologize

but it’s a done deal, she accepted SOS-

I am so torn

where is that martini? or jack? I’m not picky

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michelina 11.21.08 at 3:30 pm

WAit for HEr to Announce it:

God knows with the NYT, we’ve read so much TRASH, we don’t know which way to go.

If no one recants it in a day or so, then it is probably true.

Usually, the campaign will come out of the closet when the trashy NYT decides to write what it feels like, instead of what it knows to be truth.

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michelina 11.21.08 at 3:31 pm

GOSEUF: Where did you hear it, and was it her??

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prowlland 11.21.08 at 3:34 pm

yes goofsmom

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GOSUEF4HIL 11.21.08 at 3:35 pm

I heard it on Fox, just went to HuffPo and Kos- no mention.

Judas also Sec. of commerce

Tim Geithner- sec of finance

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GOSUEF4HIL 11.21.08 at 3:35 pm

Oh damn, Shepard Smith on Fox just said it is not 100% definite- he says they got it from one source

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michelina 11.21.08 at 3:37 pm

They’re trying to FORCE the issue and have someone step out
and TELL them from the campaign.

They’ve done this the WHOLE DAMNED ELECTION>

TURN THEM OFF: We’ll hear soon enough.

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 3:38 pm

Prowlland… Goofsdad talked to Orly again this morning and she has some other items that they are look for also in support of the Keyes case. Goofsdad is getting a list together.. do you want me to send to you?

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GOSUEF4HIL 11.21.08 at 3:39 pm

and someone should shot this “reporter” for this story (and nothing on CNN site re: HRC accepting SOS- earlier today on NPR I heard that nothing will be announced until after Thanksgiving)

http://www.cnn.com/2008/LIVING/homestyle/11/21/fashion.first.ladies.ap/index.html

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 3:39 pm

look = looking

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michelina 11.21.08 at 3:42 pm

it’s all about the news!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah, right——am I’m 30 again.

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catsden 11.21.08 at 3:48 pm

has anyone seen this?

Hillary Clinton Accepts Secretary of State Post
The New York Times reports that Sen. Hillary Clinton has accepted an offer from President-elect Barack Obama to become the next secretary of state

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michelina 11.21.08 at 3:52 pm

CATSDEN: NO OFFICIAL: UNOFFICIALLY, by aids,

just read an article that the BO’S are getting aggitated with all these DELIBERATE LEAKS———-and it’s HRC’S FAULT:—-not the NEWS’S fault, hers——–

When she comes out with it, then we’ll know if it’s true.

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catsden 11.21.08 at 3:54 pm

apologies again: I didn’t bother to read back, I was searching for the Keyes Obama audio when my husband read me the story from the NYTIMES and I just jumped tabs and posted. :oops:

Murphy: I changed the look of my post, so I could put proud member of the Pumasphere on it. Is that okay? pumapac is already on the blogroll and I didn’t know where else to add it.

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michelina 11.21.08 at 3:58 pm

MURPHY:

as long as it’s quiet, you think i could get my HOME computer logged into PUMA PAC. It’s still not allowing me too.

saramickey@live.com / no clue why I’m blocked, never was until you did the upgrade on Pumapac.org

Send me an e-mail to tell me what to do if you can (that’s my home e-mail)———now I’m at work, leaving in a half hour, or tell me by 4:30 before I leave.–eastern time.

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slyt2 11.21.08 at 4:01 pm

OMG people don’t do this to me… Is she accepting the position or not???
michelina and GOSUEF4HIL and CATSDEN ?????????? :shock:

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tatepuma 11.21.08 at 4:02 pm

A friend just called to say that Hillary has accepted the SOS position.

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michelina 11.21.08 at 4:03 pm

slyt2—–NOTHING OFFICIAL, till you hear from HER or the reliable campaign who identifies THEMSELVES.

I’m telling you, I read the article early this morning about the LEAKS. One of the sites, can’t recall right now,

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michelina 11.21.08 at 4:03 pm

sorry: reliable CAMPAIGN SOURCE, who identifies themself.

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GOSUEF4HIL 11.21.08 at 4:03 pm

not sure, I have buzzed around to other sites, Fox says almost 100% sure she will accept- nothing on CNN, Huff or Kos, NYT says yes-

I guess who knows? Everyone is so confident about Geistner for treasury and Judas for commerce- so why can’t they just report on her or let her speak?

It drives me crazy, the treatment of her,

gotta go, BBL

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wontbackdown 11.21.08 at 4:04 pm

DANCES:

Are you here? OK. I got it all (Texas) imported into a workable, search-able database.

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wontbackdown 11.21.08 at 4:07 pm

Dances:

Wait minute. I think I just figured it out. If not, I’ll get back.

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catsden 11.21.08 at 4:10 pm

also, I am issuing a standing offer to any puma who wants to post on catsden.wordpress.com to let me know via post at meinthecatsden@gmail.com and I can add her/him as a contributor. That means that I would have to approve it first, but as long as you use a media story as a starting point and avoid attacks and profanity (well not attacks, just be nice) there would be few limitations.

LET ME BE CLEAR HERE: I am not wanting to woo people away from this site, just offering them a chance to author a post without having to create a separate blog. If this is not okay with you MURPHY, delete this part of my comment.

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slyt2 11.21.08 at 4:13 pm

michelina ok thank you :grin:

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prplvette85 11.21.08 at 4:21 pm

I just got this email from the Sarah Palin site. I thought some Pumas might want to pounce on this too.
————————————————————-
Such hypocrites!

Two nights ago, David Letterman, in interviewing Katie Couric, described Gov. Palin as “the first vice presidential candidate that I found myself being aroused about.”

It is ghastly that this kind of discourteous, indecent talk should pass for conversational fodder — even on late night TV.

This violates CBS’s own “Program Practices” specifically states that: “The Program Practices editors review material for excessive or gratuitous violence, sexuality, nudity and inappropriate language. They ensure that character portrayals are sensitive to current ethnic, religious, sexual and other significant social concerns.” http://www.cbspressexpress.com/div.php/cbs_network/page/program_practices

A violation? What do *you* think?

Well, don’t just think it! Make your voice heard.

Email the Federal Communications Commission!

Email fccinfo@fcc.gov, tell them your name, where you are from, and EXACTLY how you feel about Letterman taking indecent liberties with a dignified lady, mom, and governor on his show!

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taggles1 11.21.08 at 4:23 pm

More proof everyday that he is a prevaricating wimp, with no scruples:

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2008/nov/21/obama-to-delay-repeal-of-dont-ask-dont-tell/

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michelina 11.21.08 at 4:25 pm

I will prplvtte: But I’m not SURE who was aroused.

Was it DAVID or KATIE:????

THese idiots on TV, never quite sure what’s going on with them.

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prplvette85 11.21.08 at 4:31 pm

michelina, it was David who said it,but Katie laughed right along with him. I was watching it, and was amazed that she didn’t take advantage of that moment to bring up all the sexism issues. I would have just slapped him in the face, or kneed him and asked if he was aroused now..and walked off…oh..sorry…thinking out loud. my bad.

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michelina 11.21.08 at 4:33 pm

Hell no, your absolutely RIGHT, I SWEAR, for as liberal as I am with certain ideas: THESE PEOPLE ARE OFF THE WALL,

normal people get fired for this shit.

He’s such a yicky anyway, she should have told him, in his dreams.

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slyt2 11.21.08 at 4:34 pm

prplvette85 yea I heard about that last nite on Greta she has a blog going on about it right now.. I heard David and Paul(in his band both said it Or Paul agreed with David) here it is at Greta’s if anyone wants to leave a comment.
http://gretawire.foxnews.com/2008/11/20/david-lettermans-sexual-comments-about-governor-palin-funny-or-not/comment-page-11/

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slyt2 11.21.08 at 4:39 pm

Thank you Taggles1 when I went to that link you provided I saw this on the side
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton on Friday said reports that she has agreed to serve as President-elect Barack Obama’s secretary of state are premature, while details about who will serve as Treasury and Commerce secretaries also leaked into the press.

“We’re still in discussions, which are very much on track,” said Phillipe Reines, a senior adviser to Mrs. Clinton. “Any reports beyond that are premature.”

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Seattlegirl 11.21.08 at 4:44 pm

60 prplvette85: Well that is how media women get ahead and good ol Katie does what it takes. They line up and unquestionably kiss the hairy ass in front of them. That is also why real women don’t relate to media women. They have to behave like they are in some sort of male oriented weird kabuki to have a career in media but their bizarre behavior makes women feel only contempt for them.

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slyt2 11.21.08 at 4:47 pm

Along with email to Federal Communications Commission about David Letterman I think I will also email the Letterman show and Katie C and ask her why she would laugh at a comment like that after “her speech” about the horrible sexism in the election this year!

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Headclunker 11.21.08 at 4:49 pm

AUDIT OBAMA!!!!

We have initiated some activities towards BO’s FEC audit of his financials. But my question to the group is: ARE WE GOING TO SIT STILL FOR ALL THIS VOTER FRAUD?

I know it is overwhelming, but it is still unacceptable. The vote have been made such as it is but what about the audits of those systems? We do not have to reinvent the wheel. Here is an organization that seems to have a good handle on the problem. They have documented the auditing that the various states do.
http://www.verifiedvoting.org/article.php?id=5868

What about compiling a summary of what vote audits are done and how they turned out? I heard that here in Florida they tested 1% and decided not to do any recounts. Was that because there were no problems, or because McCain gave up?

McCain is not worried about the integrity of the next election.

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catsden 11.21.08 at 4:56 pm

Those of you who worry about gmail should take a look at this story; it seems that even the Pentagon is not safe. Worldwide…. (I am not laughing at you, but I don’t think anyone is going to worry about my email or my posts…too much bigger stuff going on).

Cyber Attack on Pentagon May Have Come From China, Admiral Says
The attack was strategically timed to hit between the presidential election and Inauguration Day, according to a Navy official.

The cyber attack so alarmed the Pentagon that it took the unprecedented step of banning the use of external hardware devices, such as flash drives and recordable CDs and DVDs.

The attack came in the form of a global virus or worm that is spreading rapidly throughout a number of military networks.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2008/11/21/source-cyber-attack-pentagon-come-china/

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sue66 11.21.08 at 4:57 pm

NYT is saying it’s a done deal. The article is interesting but it’s the comments that got me, especially the one about all five of us Puma’s being satisfied.
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/21/clinton-to-accept-secretary-of-state-job/?hp

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 4:59 pm

sue66

Yes, that’s correct about the 5 Puma’s, the rest of us are sock puppets… LOL…

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:01 pm

sue66

This is statement that was just released. It shows up on Drudge and in the Urgent breaking stories on FOX

Philippe Reines, Senior Advisor, Sen. Clinton: ‘We’re still in discussions, which are very much on track. Any reports beyond that are premature’…

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cjv 11.21.08 at 5:04 pm

What next? First is sounds as if it’s a done deal with HRC taking SOS…. I’m without comment as many of you have similar to mine anyway..

Now a school in New York does this:
“NEW YORK (AP) – It was only a matter of time. A New York school has been renamed in honor of President-elect Barack Obama.
The former Ludlum Elementary School, in Long Island’s Hempstead Union Free School District, was renamed at a school board meeting Thursday—effective immediately.

School officials say most of the 440 students there are black or Hispanic, and Obama’s victory is a source of great pride. ”

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D94JEU0O6&show_article=1

Who’s next? What building, bridges, highways, poster on telephone poles is next?…I’m getting sicker every day. God! I pray for some miracle that results where the millions in that Jan 20 crowd (and that we pay for their attendance with our taxes)are there for nothing.

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lilibet 11.21.08 at 5:09 pm

What about the prowl to Hillary not to accept the SOS position? Am I the only one who thought it was an important enough issue?

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BrianH 11.21.08 at 5:11 pm

For those wanting to compare this Big Bear market to a few others:
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_pMscxxELHEg/SSSevkxwNtI/AAAAAAAADzE/V_BMgbRML4E/s1600-h/four-bears-large.gif

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KarenWI 11.21.08 at 5:11 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2008/POLITICS/11/21/transition.wrap/index.html

“Richardson is also considered to be a possibility for the secretary of state post.

Friday, Sen. Hillary Clinton’s camp shot down media reports saying that she had already agreed to accept the secretary of state position.

“We’re still in discussions, which are very much on track,” said Philippe Reines, Clinton’s senior adviser. “Any reports beyond that are premature.”

The New York Times reported Friday that Clinton would give up her Senate seat and accept the Cabinet post, citing two confidants, who said the decision was made after further consultation with President-elect Barack Obama about the nature of her role and his foreign policy plans.
A Senior Obama aide told CNN there has been no development on a possible Clinton appointment since they informed CNN yesterday she is “on track” to be nominated for secretary of state.”

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BrianH 11.21.08 at 5:12 pm

goofsmom;
Did you get any info from ‘dad on that guest who had a contact in Hawaii who’s seen the BC?

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bluelady 11.21.08 at 5:15 pm

OMG- those one liners to use with the Obot relatives- too funny!
If I can only keep a sense of humor around them, we might make it through the day.
Otherwise, I’m sure to go ballistic.
Or just wear ear plugs and an ipod so their mouths are moving but all I hear is-
blah, blah,blah.
Thanks for the tips.

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BrianH 11.21.08 at 5:15 pm

The real deal about Kool-Aid and Jonestown: how Jones went from darling of the radical left to evangelical whacko.
Don’t Drink the Kool-Aid on Jonestown

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:15 pm

Brian H

They are working on it. The atty’s on the Keyes case are very interested. The individual who saw it would need to sign an affadavit and they are nervous about the subsequent attention this could cause.

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cjv 11.21.08 at 5:16 pm

KarenWI 11.21.08 at 5:11 pm

“Richardson is also considered to be a possibility for the secretary of state post.”

****************************************

I heard (while driving, thus can’t recall the source) that he just accpeted the postion of ….(brain fart) something else.

I’ll see if I can find that bit of news to verify that report.

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:17 pm

cjv

Commerce Secretary..

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normapapuma 11.21.08 at 5:18 pm

The way it looks to me:
Hillary to be SOS and the stock market breathes a sigh of relief because maybe SOMEONE with an ounce of common sense will be in the BO administration.

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sue66 11.21.08 at 5:18 pm

goofsmom
I usually just read the comments, that’s where the real story is most of the time. Actually that goes for all the news sites, not just the NYT. The papers there are split decision, 2 say done deal, 2 say still in talks.

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normapapuma 11.21.08 at 5:20 pm

KAREN:
Richardson will be Sec of Commerce according to “Shaunessy” show on radio.

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BrianH 11.21.08 at 5:20 pm

We can hope that by the time Xmas comes around, the Obot issue will be moot, as the O will have been stuffed in an ‘Ole.

On Turkey day, ask the Obots for $100 contributions so you can get a set of 100 Obama Commemorative Plates, as you want to take them to the local firing range, and sell them for a big profit!

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:21 pm

KarenWI

have you heard anything about Fritzy?

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:22 pm

BrianH

We can only hope…

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BrianH 11.21.08 at 5:23 pm

“Death to America” is still on: http://www.memritv.org/clip/en/1920.htm

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normapapuma 11.21.08 at 5:23 pm

Lillibet
Prowl is ok, I’ve done it, but I don’t think she cares what PUMAs think.
Sorry.

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lilibet 11.21.08 at 5:24 pm

SLY:
Here is the comment I left on Gretawire.

Letterman’s remark was completely out of place, sexist and decidedly NOT FUNNY. His show has been added to the increasingly tabooed shows on my list. No Jon Stewart or any of the comics who think Governor Palin is fair game for their brand of humor.
What is even more concerning, is the Katie Couric found Letterman’s remark funny, or at least felt that she had to go along with it. I hope she loses sleep over her failure to point out the lack of propriety in Letterman’s remark.

SLY:
You haven’t spent any time in the dungeon or the corner lately, have you?

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ceacea 11.21.08 at 5:24 pm

I have been reading and trying to learn about the Keyes case. Can someone please tell me as I have been away for a couple of days.

Happy Thanksgiving to all

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:28 pm

ceacea

Orly Taitz is the lead atty on the Keyes case. You can search her name with Keyes under any search engine and get a lot of information.

Short story Keyes is suing the SOS of CA to prevent the CA electors from certifing “O” until he presents the BC and Passports to the SOS for verfication that he is eligible under the Consititution to run for POTUS.

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cjv 11.21.08 at 5:30 pm

lilibet

I used to watch Lettermen. Particularly during the primaries he showed his slanted political views and totally favored ‘you know who’ and also became bolder with his perverted remarks towards women. He has truned to slime. And I had to stop watching him. At least, as we still have the freedom to choose, I can turn off the TV or watch something else.

The TV is not on much anymore these days.

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kat in your hat 11.21.08 at 5:32 pm

Hey pumas,

Please read these headlines and see if you’d like to read the articles:
http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/

and

http://therealbarackobama.wordpress.com/

And here’s someone on puma party having a fit because he’s upset everyone is not celebrating that the “Iraq war has been won.” It’s called “Are You Pumas Brain Dead” (lol)http://pumaparty.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5787 Maybe I am desensitized. But won’t it feel like we won when we are the heck out of there, and Iraq is normal on its own?

Oh, here’s an annoying vid: Harry Reid argues that paying taxes is *voluntary*… http://pumaparty.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5765

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storytellers 11.21.08 at 5:34 pm

good evening pumas
bad, bad news¡¡
it had been always the american tradition not to name anything until the person is death, and really make an account of his deeds to honor the naming , and people from abroad have eulogized this tradition

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KarenWI 11.21.08 at 5:34 pm

goofmom, I’m not “in the know” about Fritzie… and haven’t heard anything. Would be good to know, though.

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:35 pm

KarenWI

Thanks… yes, it would be good to know…

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kat in your hat 11.21.08 at 5:35 pm

@ #93 Oh, oops, the Iraq war/ puma brain dead rant: http://pumaparty.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=5787

What is all this Letterman said…getting aroused by Palin? First of all is disrespectful to Palin, and even Couric…why does he feel he needs to talk that way?

Plus, hello, it’s GROSS! He has an old penis. :(

lol…sorry, but c’mon

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lilibet 11.21.08 at 5:35 pm

CJV:
My TV doesn’t go on until 6:30PM Central Time. It formerly was turned on the first thing in the morning. Now I watch “Wheel of Fortune” something I have been doing for more years than I can count. Other than that it is, “Ghost Whisperer” and all the CSI, shows.

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:37 pm

Kat

That was a sick thought… yucky..

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catsden 11.21.08 at 5:37 pm

goofsmom:

did you ever find that youtube audio you were asking about earlier? I tried, but I would need more info, like when was the debate (date not number). The title What O doesn’t want You to Know” brings up hundreds of entries on google search; I looked at transcripts but they were probably not commenting after debate remarks. Also I did not think there were breaks in the debate.

What ws the other stuff you said they needed people to try and find? If I have some time tonight I will try to help.

formerly catsarepumas.

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murphy 11.21.08 at 5:38 pm

“he has an old penis.”

classic!

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cjv 11.21.08 at 5:39 pm

storytellers

“bad, bad news¡¡
it had been always the american tradition not to name anything until the person is death, and really make an account of his deeds to honor the naming , and people from abroad have eulogized this tradition”

Agreed. November 4, 2008, however, the day America died.

But I refuse to lose hope that we can do whatever we can to bring this great country back to its values.

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DancesWithPumas 11.21.08 at 5:40 pm

murphy 11.21.08 at 5:38 pm
“he has an old penis.”
classic!
———–
Check.

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kat in your hat 11.21.08 at 5:40 pm

And what is that downstairs? 40 YEARS? 40 YEARS for woman president?

I could be a grandma by then!

What am I going to have to do? Tiger Woods my future daughter into a president so I will see it? pfft

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:42 pm

catsden

from what I understand the debate was in 2004 between only obama and keyes.. it was the senatorial debate.. it was not on a tv show vid.. it was caught by a private individual. I’ll get more details for you..

As for the breaks, yes they have to take commercial breaks and it was during one of these that the comment was recorded…

I’ll get the list of other items they are looking for from goofsdad.. he’s in his office/lair working on it now. Orly gave him a list and he is trying to get it together.

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kat in your hat 11.21.08 at 5:43 pm

lol…old penis…well, it’s true! He needs to move on from thinking that when he talks about getting aroused it’s sexy or something or cool, it’s NOT freakin’ hot, it’s yucky.

How many viewers were like, Woah! EW MAN–chill.

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KarenWI 11.21.08 at 5:44 pm

Got this in my email:
Woodward Knocks Clinton SoS Choice
Now that it’s considered a foregone conclusion that Sen. Hillary Clinton will be the next secretary of State, the chattering class is weighing in, including legendary reporter Bob Woodward. FishbowlDC has obtained an advanced transcript of this weekend’s “The Chris Matthews Show”, in which the famed Washington Post reporter had this to say about Clinton’s nomination as SoS:

Being president is about control, and tell me who ever controlled Bill or Hillary Clinton. They can’t control each other. … I think it’s because Warren Buffett and Paul Volcker and others have convinced Obama, ‘You’re going to have to focus like a laser on the economy. That’s issue Number One. And give Hillary and Bill the world.’ … I think people are fantasizing or smoking something if they think Joe Biden’s going to call Hillary Clinton up and say, ‘This is what we want you to do.’

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lilibet 11.21.08 at 5:44 pm

I’d be 103 in 40 years, so you know where I’ll be! Looking “down” on you all and praying for the best.

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goofsmom 11.21.08 at 5:44 pm

BBL

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cjv 11.21.08 at 5:45 pm

lilibet

Yup! I turn on the TV very similar to what you do. :-) Don’t forget NCIS!

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KarenWI 11.21.08 at 5:45 pm

Kat “he has an old penis”… but probably taking double doses of Viagra and Cialis….

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murphy 11.21.08 at 5:46 pm

kat in your hat #104 — working on it. we’re going to need your help.

Hillary giving up senate seat to be SOS, thus spaketh the NYT posted.

take it upstairs!

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kat in your hat 11.21.08 at 5:49 pm

lilibet, you can still be around by 103…amazing new medical technologies are a comin’…meanwhile, would you really pray for all of us from Heaven, if you could? That’s so nice.

I don’t know if there is a Heaven, but it would be a joyous surprise to find there is something more after all this Earth livin.

bbl, I need eat a decent dinner.
xo

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DancesWithPumas 11.21.08 at 5:51 pm

There are a lot of us who will have to live to be over 100 years old in order to see a woman as prez.
Maybe we should all plan on being together in the same “home’.
Instead of referring to each other as Mabel, or Ethel, or Harriet… we’ll be calling for Won’t, and Goof, Nobama, and taggles1, and PumaBear, and snowtiger, and kat in you hat…
best if we ride it out together, me thinks.

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normapapuma 11.21.08 at 5:51 pm

Murphy
Humor to the rescue! I love the Thanksgiving tips for Rancho-Did she thank you? I will be printing out and posting on my door-if I can.

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catsden 11.21.08 at 5:52 pm

BTW Murphy, thanks for putting up the turkey video. My uncle sent it to me and he will be pleased to hear that it’s gotten around already.

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catsden 11.21.08 at 5:52 pm

BTW Murphy, thanks for putting up the turkey video. My uncle sent it to me and he will be pleased to hear that it’s gotten around already.

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normapapuma 11.21.08 at 6:07 pm

FOX reporting DOW up as Treasury Secty nominee named. Then drops it to report HRC has accepted SOS. HA! That’s what’s important. Spokesman for BO emphasizing she will support HIS foreign policy.

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BrianH 11.21.08 at 6:23 pm

kat in your hat 11.21.08 at 5:32 pm

But won’t it feel like we won when we are the heck out of there, and Iraq is normal on its own?//
===========
Unfair, kat, considering the misinformed vitriol that’s been poured on the WOT and OIF since the beginning. Marvels have been accomplished, and Iraq is on its way to becoming something hitherto unheard-of in the ME: an Arab democracy with real elections and a real free press and economy that isn’t just collecting oil checks. Contrast with Iran, which has gone down the economic toilet all on its own initiative, despite huge windfall oil revenues. And continues to fulminate against everything Western and American — and to do its best to set off an atomic arms race in the ME and or an atomic war. That’s Biden’s friend and sponsor, by the way.

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normapapuma 11.21.08 at 6:24 pm

Hmmm. Silence here is deafening…
I’m going to my son’s “side-by-side” orchestra concert at the high school. Time to get my mind off politics. bbl.

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kat in your hat 11.21.08 at 9:02 pm

BrianH, wherever you are.

I agree with your post #119. I know it’s been miraculous. Hard to really imagine it all…Saddam Hussein and serial rapist sons are dead. No more genocide under Saddam’s rule, and people are free now…a democracy really building. I realize it is amazing. Will history? Contemporary media just won’t give credit to the progress.

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